"It’s tough with Emma because we are such knuckleheads, and we have to be serious. Especially as we got to know each other on a comedy."
You must me drunk, like extremely drunk if you think of that is going to happen anytime in the near future. You’re getting three kids at the most and that’s it…unless you decided to pop out the kids on your own, then by all means have yourself an army.
Don’t puss out om me, Mrs. Tu-Thuggin’. You gotta get some stretchmarks on that sexy ass that spell out “PATRICK WUZ HERE N HE BEAT IT UP” after the last baby comes out.
You’re out of your fucking mind if you think I’m popping out seven kids.
Wanna bet on it? Cause I got some pretty good swimmers on my team and I mean I picked you while you’re young and fertile so I can just have you popping out little mini alcoholics every year. I mean they’re gonna be some attractive little fuckers. And they’ll be able to balance the hell out of a check book. I just hope they don’t inherit your height genes cause then their fucked.
I guess you have no one to blame but yourself for how I turned out then.
….you and your mother are going to have to wait a long time for that to ever happen. Cause I’m not getting pregnant anytime soon.
ORLY? You think that, huh? I swear Ma said that when she just got married too, and I’m the oldest of seven….
Who the fuck…? Vince get out of my damn inbox.
You only have one friend to begin with and he’s basically knocked up with a kid on the way. That beef is with Nic, not me.
Y u gotta be like that? You know I feel like I created a monster. You used to be somewhat sweet and shy and shit and now look at you. And hey, Nic is some damn fine beef, even if she looks like she swallowed a watermelon whole. When you get pregnant you’re gonna look like an oompa loompa oh my God. You ever seen a short person while pregnant? It’s the best thing ever. I can’t wait for those pictures to send to Ma.