You may notice a pattern in my girls when they have a younger brother . They basically get that from me. I love it

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#you look mad creepy in this photo yo 

audrey-davenport:

Then I guess all I’m good for is spreading my legs…

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With the way you devour me most nights, you seem to be quite well fed anyways.

Well a brotha gotta improvise. Now might not be the best time to tell you that I cheat on you with Wendy’s when I’m at work but …

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#you look mad creepy in this photo yo 

audrey-davenport:

I thought my sole purpose in this relationship was to keep dinner on the table and spread my legs for you when you want sex? Y’know, keeping those gender stereotypes in place and whatnot.

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But baby… You can’t cook.

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#you look mad creepy in this photo yo 

audrey-davenport:

See what happens when you think? If I wasn’t afraid of getting gunned down by the Italian mob, I’d totally try and swoop up Nic from Vince.

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Well damn it, Drey, I can’t be the brains and the beauty in this relationship! Get off your ass and start pulling some weight in the partnership. Besides, Vince is getting up there so you only have to worry about getting gunned down by the mob in his pants, and Nic already stole that from you.

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#you look mad creepy in this photo yo 

audrey-davenport:

Nunya damn business.

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Dis. Musty. Heffa. I always knew you were down with the swirl. I see the wya you be looking at Nic like you’re trying to get in on that. I thought we had something special.

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#you look mad creepy in this photo yo 

audrey-davenport:

Sweetheart, just because you have a big penis doesn’t make you black. It just means you’re one of the few white guys that could give an actual black guy a run for their money in the dick department.

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How the fuck would you know?

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wtf was the pill I took a muscle relaxer or something? I feel sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo drowsy rn lol. Sorry for my slowness, guys.

#you look mad creepy in this photo yo 

audrey-davenport:

Baby..honey….boo….you do realize that you’re whiter than a snowflake, right?

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Fuck you, I’m albiono. All my ethnic is hiding in my boxers. You know what I’m talking about. You know.. I know that you know.

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lol no I got confused beofr e shh ignore me. I’m a little drowsy.

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Nat sorry I didn’t see your reply to Lex, gonna get it now.

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Patrick Magillicutty | 27 years young | video game designer and hardcore gamer. Kinda nerdy, kinda loud, too white for my own good. Holla back
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